Clueless Captain Badge of Honor
Ten bikes in tow, you're leading the pack and they don't know that you have NO idea where you're going. Hmmm....
You've missed the turn or are wondering where the turn is supposed to be. (Oh...THERE it is!) Now you've managed to cut over four lanes of traffic with 10 bikes loyally following you, only to realize you need to make a U-turn! Let's face it. You weren't Gold Star Captain material today!
Congratulations! You've earned the Clueless Captain Badge of Honor!